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Wed Feb 27 09:42:10 AST 2019
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SPECIAL ALERT: Recently, word has been going around that I wore my hair in a man bun. This is absolutely true. However, it was for the purposes of keeping my hair out of a spinning chainsaw. An Echo CS590. So go fuck yourselves.

My friend the idiot.
So we're driving along at a fairly good clip. The road was somewhat icy but for Canada, it wasn't a big deal. I looked over at Bryce, who seemed to be preparing for something, and then back at the road. We were approaching an intersection.

And then, the craziest thing happened.

Bryce lifted his left foot and aggressively jammed on the emergency break. The truck immediately started spinning. Then, he reached over to the gearshift and jammed it from Drive into Reverse. As the truck shuddered and continued its high speed drift, he floored it. The engine whined and the transmission made some very, very bad sounds. At that point, finally realizing something was wrong, he lifted his foot off of the gas, just in time for the engine to stall. His eyes were wide with terror and he briefly looked over at me as if to say "Oh man what have I done?"

Myself, I was rather calm. You see, this sort of thing was not uncommon with Bryce. One moment, you'd be doing something absolutely mundane. The next second you'd be plunged into some adventure that, moments earlier, you couldn't have even conceived of. Although we were in danger, I felt confident we'd be fine. Bryce, although a tremendous fuckup, had an uncanny ability to escape the consequences of his actions.

Although the engine was out, we were still moving at a fairly fast rate of speed. Eyes bugged out their sockets, Bryce began whipsawing the wheel back and forth, attempting to regain control. His efforts were marginal at best, more like the actions of someone who had once read how to correct from a skid rather than someone who actually understood it. For a Canadian, it was a very poor performance, although he really did try. I actually thought he was going to break the wheel or something. It was only through his natural reserves of "the luck of the idiot" that the truck stayed on the road, and eventually slid to a stop an inch or two from the guardrail.

I looked over at him.

"And just what in the fuck was that all about?"
"I used to drive a five speed. I traded it for an automatic."

Sometimes, it's OK to cry.
Some say it's OK for men to cry; personally, I feel it's really up to the man. It's not a comfortable topic for many, though even the toughest among us have our stories: times we cried and wish we hadn't .. times we didn't cry, but probably should have.

Oh, how I remember the time I cried! I'd just gulped down a very, very large mouthful of whiskey; inexcusably potent stuff, to be sure. Moisture collected at the corner of my eye, and before I could put a stop to it, a brave, lonesome tear ran down my cheek.

I immediately skewered and stabbed out the offending eye, both on general principle and as a warning to the other eye. It hit the ground with a wet floomph, and I stomped it for good measure.

I leaned down, such that it might hear me better. "This is a hard world, and this is for your own good", I told it. It didn't say anything back but, it got the message.

Thu Jan 17 19:17:41 AST 2019
Walkran traffic stats are surging! Legitimate visitors are starting to catch up to bots and search engines. OK that's a big lie, but we're clearly on an upward trajectory. HELLO and WELCOME to all you new people, especially you channel surfers; I hope you enjoy the site and find it useful.

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What is Walkran?
Walkran is a news aggregation site. We collect headlines from all over the world, organize them, and display them for you. Walkran was built to deliver low overhead, rapid access to current news headlines. If you find a more efficient way to keep updated on the latest news, let us know. Actually, you can't, as we don't currently have any contact information posted, so just keep it to yourself.
Why is Walkran unique?
We happily aggregate conventional media, alt media, and user forums. We do so to provide an overview of what various groups, often in complete disagreement, have to say about an issue. When you visit many conventional aggregation sites, you only receive the mainstream headlines. Here, you get it all.
We provide a more EXCITING, more CONTROVERSIAL gateway to breaking news, current events and emerging trends. Lesser news aggregation sites provide you with access to only one or two types of propaganda. At Walkran, we provide access to it all. Whether it's Globalist propaganda from the mainstream media, Wikileaks data dumps, Forum Gaslighting from one of the three letter agencies or just snowflakes melting down, we grab it, sort it, and display it for you.
We are the ultimate non-discriminatory news provider: we don't care who says what or whether it's remotely true. We'll print it, regardless.
Know this: we occasionally provide access to wonderful, enlightening content, but more than not, we end up providing access to corporate and state propaganda, misguided user posts, misleading articles, biased content and fake news. Why? Because that's the world we live in.
We don't write the news. We just point you to it. Good luck out there.

Pardon?
So one time, this guy said to me "do you use PHP?" I looked at him (immediately suspicious) and replied: "No. I use PERL." At that point I just wanted the conversation to end. I wanted it to be over. I turned to leave. You know what he says next, virtually fishhooking me in the eye?

"What, is that, like Python?"

I overreacted, I admit, for sure. As the judge said and my own attorney agreed, I showed a 'remarkably disproportionate reaction to a completely benign comment', although I think that statement, while somewhat accurate, evinces a stunning lack of ignorance with regards to interpreted programming languages. I still feel if we had have been clearer on the technical and historical realities of the conversation we would have won the case but in the end I agreed to a plea deal as the legal fees were mounting and I guess I shouldn't have done it. However back to the story.

I cried out like a wounded raven to distract him, and as he looked at me in confusion I advanced quickly and kneed him viciously in the groin. As he crumpled over in pain like a man kneed in the groin, I karate chopped the back of his kneck trying to snap his spine. To his credit he survived the blow and maintained consciousness but he went down hard, literally smashing his face into the literal ground. As his cranium ricocheted off the concrete I was tempted to drop the Randy Savage flying elbow but I thought that was dirty and do what I can to set a good example for the kids. I am no Amish nor Nun but I have certain morals that I follow.

As I savagely kicked him unconscious a cacophony of obscenities poured forth and I let him know in no uncertain terms that PERL deserves a lot more respect than what he was giving and that he'd better watch his P's and Q's in the future. I honestly don't remember most of what was said but I do remember the last few words that came out of me. As the maudlin moonlight glinted softly off of this guys teeth and bloody face and just before the cops got there, I leaned in and yelled at him:

"How do you like those indentations? Everything spaced to your liking, Guv?"

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Personal Tao

Holidays, Traditions and New Year Blessings
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Time to Thrive & Release Suffering
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Raging Kindness – The Art of Kind Fu
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Speaking Up – Find Your Voice & Stand Up in Power
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Micro Size Me! – Micro Sizing Spiritual Practices
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Relationship Tips
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Edit Your Ego – Daily
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Angels, Saints and Holy Days
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Build Bridges, Dance Down Walls
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Holiday Traditions and Peace
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Snapshots of a Good Life
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Walking A New Road
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Being Strong, Brave and In One’s Power
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Newsletters and Updates
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Patron Gifts
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Embracing Your Dreams and Working with Hope
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Magic – Learning and Exploring Modern Magic
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Lava, Life and Aloha
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Discomfort
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Being Mature – Exploring Maturity
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Wu Wei Wisdom

Success With Affirmations | How to Create Affirmations That Work
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The Joy of Mindful Swimming
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Yang Sheng – The Ancient Chinese Approach to Self-Care
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Find Real Love: Inner Child, Mindset + Relationship Advice
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Anger Issues Explained | The Angry Inner Child
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How to Deal With Negative People
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Childhood Trauma Recovery + Inner Child Healing
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Positive Ageing: The Chinese Medicine Way
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Feng Shui & The Colour Gold In Your Home
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A Beginner’s Guide to Feng Shui At Home
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A Beginner’s Guide to Feng Shui At Home
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Yang Sheng – The Ancient Chinese Approach to Self-Care
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Anger Issues Explained | The Angry Inner Child
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Childhood Trauma Recovery + Inner Child Healing
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The Joy of Mindful Swimming
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Find Real Love: Inner Child, Mindset + Relationship Advice
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Positive Ageing: The Chinese Medicine Way
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Feng Shui & The Colour Gold In Your Home
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How to Deal With Negative People
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Success With Affirmations | How to Create Affirmations That Work
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The Tao

Knowledge is paralyzing.
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Tolkien on Ulmo (his...Poseidon)
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Taoist Sects?
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Taoist response to evil.
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Liezi - Part 8 (Explaining Circumstances) - Choosing the right person for the job
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Buddhism vs Zen vs Taoism - A parable
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Who wants to play transcendental hide and seek? 😜
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What are your Favorite Taoist sayings?
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Anyone else watching Heavens offical Blessing
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Daily Tao 51: Way gives birth to them
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A King.. In robes of black, had sword of flesh.. Throbbing red, its mouth watered white.. The hand he used, played cords of blue..The hand he ate, drew day on night.
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Two rights can make things bright, regardless of who's in sight. Make peace with oneself, and two wolves become one. When 4 wolves become one.. Well.. That's a story for another night.. :)
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About to dive into Taoism. Anything I should know before I do?
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I am losing it
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Liezi - Part 8 (Explaining Circumstances) - Lieh-tzu learns archery
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Any books you would recommend on Taoist Alchemy?
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A poem by T'ao Ch'ien
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Why are Buddhists so happy? 😁
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I have a layman's knowledge of Taoism , can anyone give me any good resources to do some research.
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Can Taoists Fish?
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Benebell wen

Ancestor Veneration When It Isn’t Your Father’s Wish
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Morning Calm Oracle by Seo Keller
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Crafting with a Ba Gua Mirror in Traditional Asian Witchcraft
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Elemental Directional Correspondences in Ritual Magic, East vs. West: How Do You Reconcile Conflicts?
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Lunar Year of the Metal Rat & Navigating Natal Years
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Introduction to Chinese Esotericism
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Taoist Metaphysics
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Taoist Sorcery and Its Cultural Practice
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History of Taoist and Buddhist Mysticism in China
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Introduction to Buddhist-Taoist Esotericism
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Thunder Rites (雷法) | Tinkering Bell #9
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Bloodstone for Shielding | Tinkering Bell #8
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Integrating the Culture-Specific Craft I Share into Your Path
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Seal of Changes | Tinkering Bell #7
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Selling Fu Talismans
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Harmonic Resonance | Tinkering Bell #2
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I Ching and the Practitioner: A Course on the Book of Changes
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Practica of Esoteric Craft (Tinkering Bell Series)
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Expelling Malefic Attachments | Tinkering Bell #1
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Protected: Taoist Mystic Dreamwork and Oneiromancy
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Church of the Churchless

A message from someone who woke up to RSSB deception
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Behold... my uncluttered office. Miracles do happen!
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Truth is all-important, in mysticism and everywhere else
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If mystics claim to find a new reality, they need to prove it
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Narratives and cognitive structures aren't "traps"
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QAnon is the religion of right-wing crazies
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Buddhism can help silence your inner critic
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Not having an illusory self has some real benefits
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Religions are sort of like conspiracy theories
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Motive of a mass murderer wrongly assumes conscious will
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Why quantum is relative, as Buddhism surmises
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There are no essences, just interpretations
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It's our 31st anniversary today. Here's some wedding photos.
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Buddhism can free us from evolution's delusion
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"Nothing special" explains a lot about human nature
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"Unique" -- fascinating book about the science of human individuality
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I get a flash of churchless insight: "Stop. Just stop."
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I talk chakras and meridians with a churchless visitor
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A message from someone finding purpose in Judaism, and my response
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Blog post about my great-uncle, Conrad Hilton
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Stephen Jones

Kristofer Schipper
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The Bach passions
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Daoism and local cults
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A new website on Chinese religions
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A Daoist altar in west Fujian
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Ritual and masked drama in Hunan
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In search of temple murals in north China
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Some meals with Li Manshan
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Roundup for 2020!
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Dharma-drumming associations of Tianjin
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Gaoluo: vocal liturgists
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The mantric Shipping forecast
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More films on ritual drama
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Ritual in rural Hebei
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Amdo rituals: early and recent films
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A new volume for a great Chinese music scholar
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Daoist non-action
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Ancient Chinese humour—with a moral
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Whistled languages, mundane and transcendental
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Glimpses of Hunan
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Diary of a Daoist Hermit

Internal Alchemy for Everyone---Review of a Book by Chungtao Ho
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Daoist China: Governance, Economics, Culture
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Mencius: How Much Do We Owe Our Fellow Citizen?
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Something About "Fate"
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Book Review: Daoist "Cli-Fi"
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Sympathy, Empathy, FaceBook, and, Cambridge Analytica
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Constricted Viewpoint
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A Request for Some Feed Back: Daoism As A Practical Philosophy
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Mencius: Filial Piety and the Rise of Neo-Fascism
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What is a Hermit?
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Dao, Dharma, Li, Culture, and, Eusociality
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Using the "Ring of Control" and Bodily Awareness to Control the Mind
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Sculpting Our Own Consciousness
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Black Lives Matter, Policing, and, Street Level Politics
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What does a Fake Smile Say About How we Treat Women?
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What is a Martial Art?
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Cutting Through Delusion by Holding onto the One
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Scary Monsters and Crazy, Dangerous Worlds
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The Dao is Not Sentimental
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How Realistic is Your Taiji Sword Form?
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Taoist Meditation

Compassion and Zen meditation
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How to breathe in doing tai chi
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To practise in order not to practise
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Mindfulness in tai chi square form and round form
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The three elements of Buddhist enlightenment in a triangle
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Follow my dream - another story of no significance
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Koan analysis, meditation and dream-healing in Zen
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Mother's Day Sonnet
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Developing one's personal myth
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The three ways to do tai chi forms
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The primacy of finding resistance
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All structural problems can be solved...almost!
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In search of Zen
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Zen - poetry or inner experience?
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Immortality
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The myth of astral travel
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Awards - Thanks to everyone's support, not the least my dear readers!
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The concept of touch in coaching
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Zhan zhuang as diagnostic tool
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Protect your knees – revisiting this important issue!
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Ancient Chinese Magic Blog

Why Some FU Talismans Don't Work (Paper Talismans)
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Are You a Blind Believer or True Believer?
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Sword Finger in Taoist Magic Explained
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Powerful Hand Seals in Taoism
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The Five Elements and Direction Meaning in Taoism
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True Meaning of Tao Te You Don't Know
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Talisman FU for Good Luck 101
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Using Beads in Taoism Practice
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Taoist Rites for Cleanse and Energizing?
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How to See Ghosts with Taoist Magic
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Bath Cleansing with Taoist Magic is Not Simple
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Difference between Reigious Taoism and Philisophical Taoism
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Statue Consecration for Taoism
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FU Talisman in the Wallet - Taoist Magic
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Learning I Ching Without Books
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Kau Cheem - Decoding Divination Numbers
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Fake FU Talismans Versus Real
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Feng Shui Secrets in Taoism
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FU Talisman Consecration in Taoism Magic
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You Might Be Wrong About Lao Tze - Taoism Facts
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The Rambling Taoist

Cock-A-Doodle Doo
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Acceptance
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Sneaking Up From...
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Graham on Confucius V: Likening-To-Oneself
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Learning Again To Walk the Middle Path
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Big Business: Capitalism & Religion
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Graham on Confucius VI: Doing-One's-Best-For-Others
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Scott Bradley Follows in Zhuangzi's Footsteps
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Never (?) Say Never (?)
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Teachers
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I'm Still Bopping Along
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Backing [Yourself] Into A Corner
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Here, Gone, Back
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Betrayed
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A Deafening Silence
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Graham on Confucius IV: Humanism
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The Cat's Me...Ow...Ow...OW!
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Graham on Confucius III: Wu Wei
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Graham on Confucius I: Graham First
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Ziporyn on Zhuangzi XIV: We Are the Same
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What's This Tao All About?

Show 81 — Living in the Now and Communication
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Show 80 — Lieh Tzu on What’s Normal, Chakras, Chapter 37
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Show 79 — Behaving Naturally and Chapter 34
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Show 78 — Disabilities, Guns, and Chapter 32
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Show 77 – Self-Discipline and Chapter 7
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Show 76 — Jane English and ‘Ten Thousand Things’ Launch
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Show 75 — Chuang Tzu’s ‘Person of Tao’ and Death
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Show 74 — Tao of Emotions and Chapter 79
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Show 73 — The Tao of Jordan Peterson, Chapter 78
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Show 72 — Social Aspects of Wu-Wei, Listener Mail, and Chapter 71
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Show 71 — Leadership and Action vs. Non-Action
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Show 70 — Self-Care During Crisis
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Show 69 — Ambiguity, Education, Jane Goodall, Chapter 73
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Show 68 — Experience Totality and Chapter 77
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Show 67 – Chuang Tzu’s Greatest Hits and Chapter 67
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Show 66 — Coronavirus, Free Will, and Chapter 80
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Show 65 — Alan Watts’ ‘Backwards Law’ and Chapter 65
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Show 64 — Gratitude and Chapter 64
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Show 63 — Chuang Tzu’s Self-Transformation Through Oblivion
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Show 62 — Listener Mail and Chapter 41
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Knowledge is paralyzing.