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Wed Jan 30 13:13:29 AST 2019
So we're driving along at a fairly good clip. The road was somewhat icy but for Canada, it wasn't a big deal. I looked over at Bryce, who seemed to be preparing for something, and then back at the road. We were approaching an intersection.

And then, the craziest thing happened.

Bryce lifted his left foot and aggressively jammed on the emergency break. The truck immediately started spinning. Then, he reached over to the gearshift and jammed it from Drive into Reverse. As the truck shuddered and continued its high speed drift, he floored it. The engine whined and the transmission made some very, very bad sounds. At that point, finally realizing something was wrong, he lifted his foot off of the gas, just in time for the engine to stall. His eyes were wide with terror and he briefly looked over at me as if to say "Oh man what have I done?"

Myself, I was rather calm. You see, this sort of thing was not uncommon with Bryce. One moment, you'd be doing something absolutely mundane. The next second you'd be plunged into some adventure that, moments earlier, you couldn't have even conceived of. Although we were in danger, I felt confident we'd be fine. Bryce, although a tremendous fuckup, had an uncanny ability to escape the consequences of his actions.

Although the engine was out, we were still moving at a fairly fast rate of speed. Eyes bugged out their sockets, Bryce began whipsawing the wheel back and forth, attempting to regain control. His efforts were marginal at best, more like the actions of someone who had once read how to correct from a skid rather than someone who actually understood it. For a Canadian, it was a very poor performance, although he really did try. I actually thought he was going to break the wheel or something. It was only through his natural reserves of "the luck of the idiot" that the truck stayed on the road, and eventually slid to a stop an inch or two from the guardrail.

I looked over at him.

"And just what in the fuck was that all about?"
"I used to drive a five speed. I traded it for an automatic."

Tue Jan 22 18:58:14 AST 2019
Some say it's OK for men to cry; personally, I feel it's really up to the man. It's not a comfortable topic for many, though even the toughest among us have our stories: times we cried and wish we hadn't .. times we didn't cry, but probably should have.

Oh, how I remember the time I cried! I'd just gulped down a very, very large mouthful of whiskey; inexcusably potent stuff, to be sure. Moisture collected at the corner of my eye, and before I could put a stop to it, a brave, lonesome tear ran down my cheek.

I immediately skewered and stabbed out the offending eye, both on general principle and as a warning to the other eye. It hit the ground with a wet floomph, and I stomped it for good measure.

I leaned down, such that it might hear me better. "This is a hard world, and this is for your own good", I told it. It didn't say anything back but, it got the message.

Thu Jan 17 19:17:41 AST 2019
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We happily aggregate conventional media, alt media, and user forums. We do so to provide an overview of what various groups, often in complete disagreement, have to say about an issue. When you visit many conventional aggregation sites, you only receive the mainstream headlines. Here, you get it all.
We provide a more EXCITING, more CONTROVERSIAL gateway to breaking news, current events and emerging trends. Lesser news aggregation sites provide you with access to only one or two types of propaganda. At Walkran, we provide access to it all. Whether it's Globalist propaganda from the mainstream media, Wikileaks data dumps, Forum Gaslighting from one of the three letter agencies or just snowflakes melting down, we grab it, sort it, and display it for you.
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Know this: we occasionally provide access to wonderful, enlightening content, but more than not, we end up providing access to corporate and state propaganda, misguided user posts, misleading articles, biased content and fake news. Why? Because that's the world we live in.
We don't write the news. We just point you to it. Good luck out there.

So one time, this guy said to me "do you use PHP?" I looked at him (immediately suspicious) and replied: "No. I use PERL." At that point I just wanted the conversation to end. I wanted it to be over. I turned to leave. You know what he says next, virtually fishhooking me in the eye?

"What, is that, like Python?"

I overreacted, I admit, for sure. As the judge said and my own attorney agreed, I showed a 'remarkably disproportionate reaction to a completely benign comment', although I think that statement, while somewhat accurate, evinces a stunning lack of ignorance with regards to interpreted programming languages. I still feel if we had have been clearer on the technical and historical realities of the conversation we would have won the case but in the end I agreed to a plea deal as the legal fees were mounting and I guess I shouldn't have done it. However back to the story.

I cried out like a wounded raven to distract him, and as he looked at me in confusion I advanced quickly and kneed him viciously in the groin. As he crumpled over in pain like a man kneed in the groin, I karate chopped the back of his kneck trying to snap his spine. To his credit he survived the blow and maintained consciousness but he went down hard, literally smashing his face into the literal ground. As his cranium ricocheted off the concrete I was tempted to drop the Randy Savage flying elbow but I thought that was dirty and do what I can to set a good example for the kids. I am no Amish nor Nun but I have certain morals that I follow.

As I savagely kicked him unconscious a cacophony of obscenities poured forth and I let him know in no uncertain terms that PERL deserves a lot more respect than what he was giving and that he'd better watch his P's and Q's in the future. I honestly don't remember most of what was said but I do remember the last few words that came out of me. As the maudlin moonlight glinted softly off of this guys teeth and bloody face and just before the cops got there, I leaned in and yelled at him:

"How do you like those indentations? Everything spaced to your liking, Guv?"

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Personal Tao

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Holiday Traditions and Peace
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Snapshots of a Good Life
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Walking A New Road & November Newsletter
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Being Strong, Brave and In One’s Power
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Newsletters and Updates
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Patron Gifts
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Embracing Your Dreams and Working with Hope
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Magic – Learning and Exploring Modern Magic
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Lava, Life and Aloha
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Discomfort
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Being Mature – Exploring Maturity
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Seeking Clarity
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Working With Pain
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New Year 2018
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Wailuku River
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Releasing Grief
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Working with Children
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Becoming a Patron
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Working with Rage
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Wu Wei Wisdom

Anger Issues Explained | The Angry Inner Child
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Childhood Trauma Recovery + Inner Child Healing
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The Joy of Mindful Swimming
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Find Real Love: Inner Child, Mindset + Relationship Advice
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Positive Ageing: The Chinese Medicine Way
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Feng Shui & The Colour Gold In Your Home
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How to Deal With Negative People
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Success With Affirmations | How to Create Affirmations That Work
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The Highly Sensitive Person Explained
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Skin Care Solutions + Traditional Chinese Medicine
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Feng Shui & The Colour White In Your Home
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How to Rebalance Your Yin + Yang Energy
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Stop Caring What Others Think Of You!
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Grounding Exercises | A Simple Practice Guide
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Inner Child Healing for Love Addiction + Codependency
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Be Happy NOW! How To Avoid The ‘Perfect Life’ Trap
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Simple Guided Meditation For Deep Relaxation | Become the Observer
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Trauma and PTSD Recovery: Inner Child Therapy Work
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Sound Healing Therapy | Ancient Taoist Healing Sounds
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How to Trust Again: Inner Child + Relationship Advice
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The Tao

Recommendations for the study and practice of Taoism
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[OC] This might spoil the ending but this is a comic I made about the Tao
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Life after death
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逍遥遊
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1960s America and Daoism
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Taoist Metaphysics
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Awareness in Wu Wei
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What does Taoism prescribe for ongoing practice and spiritual / life balance?
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does taoism believe in heaven/hell?
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Begging for help please. I am trying to find students of the late Jim McMillan.
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Has anyone here read this book? Any thoughts on it?
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Suitable job professions for Taoists?
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Immortals
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What should I know about Taoism
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Does Taoism see desire as a negative thing?
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Question for my research
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The Dao De Jing has a problem
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Reminds me of Chiangmai-tse
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I feel down.
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In Search of the True Dao
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Benebell wen

Introduction to Chinese Esotericism
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Taoist Metaphysics
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Taoist Sorcery and Its Cultural Practice
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History of Taoist and Buddhist Mysticism in China
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Introduction to Buddhist-Taoist Esotericism
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Thunder Rites (雷法) | Tinkering Bell #9
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Bloodstone for Shielding | Tinkering Bell #8
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Integrating the Culture-Specific Craft I Share into Your Path
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Seal of Changes | Tinkering Bell #7
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Selling Fu Talismans
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Harmonic Resonance | Tinkering Bell #2
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I Ching and the Practitioner: A Course on the Book of Changes
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Practica of Esoteric Craft (Tinkering Bell Series)
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Expelling Malefic Attachments | Tinkering Bell #1
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Protected: Taoist Mystic Dreamwork and Oneiromancy
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Moon Block Divination | Tinkering Bell #5
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Ku or Taoist Poison Magic | Tinkering Bell #4
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Architecture of Sacred Space | Tinkering Bell #3
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Church of the Churchless

On living an atheist life: nothing special, not feeling alone
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George Carlin jokes about absurdity of religion
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Here's a positive sign of my (mini) enlightenment
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Science is never certain. Religion should do the same.
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Atheists like me are by far the most disliked religious minority
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Meditation isn't mystical. It's about awareness of actual reality.
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Praying shouldn't be part of government meetings
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Give up feeling special. You're not. Religions are lying.
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Breaking news about God! (don't get excited, there isn't any)
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Wabi Sabi shows us how to live a perfectly imperfect life
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Salem Women's March 2019 had some crazy religious counter-protestors
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More religious craziness, Hindu temple variety
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Mystical experiences aren't objective reality. They're experiences.
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Religions forget that we humans are animals
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Psilocybin points to the "snow globe" theory of shaken-up consciousness
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Sand mandalas are a symbol of impermanence, that nothing lasts
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Life demands some judicious denial of reality
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Each of us is much more than our religious beliefs (or lack thereof)
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Why John Dewey likes the notion of "religious," but not religions
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Sam Harris on not finding a center of consciousness
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Stephen Jones

Ritual groups of Liaoning
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New wave of temple demolition
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Gaoluo: New Year’s rituals
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Gaoluo: new material
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A Daoist serves a state troupe
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A Confucius mélange
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Musical cultures of imperial north China
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Guide to another year’s blogging
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Recopying ritual manuals
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Li family Daoists, Beijing 1990
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A justly neglected composer
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In search of Eastern wisdom
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The Li family Daoists: a roundup
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Ritual studies mildly censored
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A rare duet for qin and erhu
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Maoist worship in Gansu
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Daoist ritual in southwest Shanxi
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Layers of fieldwork
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Yanggao personalities
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Doing things
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Diary of a Daoist Hermit

Internal Alchemy for Everyone---Review of a Book by Chungtao Ho
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Daoist China: Governance, Economics, Culture
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Mencius: How Much Do We Owe Our Fellow Citizen?
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Something About "Fate"
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Book Review: Daoist "Cli-Fi"
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Sympathy, Empathy, FaceBook, and, Cambridge Analytica
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Constricted Viewpoint
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A Request for Some Feed Back: Daoism As A Practical Philosophy
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Mencius: Filial Piety and the Rise of Neo-Fascism
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What is a Hermit?
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Dao, Dharma, Li, Culture, and, Eusociality
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Using the "Ring of Control" and Bodily Awareness to Control the Mind
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Sculpting Our Own Consciousness
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Black Lives Matter, Policing, and, Street Level Politics
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What does a Fake Smile Say About How we Treat Women?
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What is a Martial Art?
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Cutting Through Delusion by Holding onto the One
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Scary Monsters and Crazy, Dangerous Worlds
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The Dao is Not Sentimental
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How Realistic is Your Taiji Sword Form?
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Taoist Meditation

Compassion and Zen meditation
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How to breathe in doing tai chi
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To practise in order not to practise
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Mindfulness in tai chi square form and round form
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The three elements of Buddhist enlightenment in a triangle
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Follow my dream - another story of no significance
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Koan analysis, meditation and dream-healing in Zen
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Mother's Day Sonnet
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Developing one's personal myth
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The three ways to do tai chi forms
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The primacy of finding resistance
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All structural problems can be solved...almost!
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In search of Zen
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Zen - poetry or inner experience?
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Immortality
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The myth of astral travel
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Awards - Thanks to everyone's support, not the least my dear readers!
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The concept of touch in coaching
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Zhan zhuang as diagnostic tool
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Protect your knees – revisiting this important issue!
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Ancient Chinese Magic Blog

Why Some FU Talismans Don't Work (Paper Talismans)
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Are You a Blind Believer or True Believer?
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Sword Finger in Taoist Magic Explained
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Powerful Hand Seals in Taoism
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The Five Elements and Direction Meaning in Taoism
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True Meaning of Tao Te You Don't Know
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Talisman FU for Good Luck 101
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Using Beads in Taoism Practice
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Taoist Rites for Cleanse and Energizing?
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How to See Ghosts with Taoist Magic
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Bath Cleansing with Taoist Magic is Not Simple
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Difference between Reigious Taoism and Philisophical Taoism
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Statue Consecration for Taoism
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FU Talisman in the Wallet - Taoist Magic
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Learning I Ching Without Books
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Kau Cheem - Decoding Divination Numbers
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Fake FU Talismans Versus Real
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Feng Shui Secrets in Taoism
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FU Talisman Consecration in Taoism Magic
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You Might Be Wrong About Lao Tze - Taoism Facts
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The Rambling Taoist

Cock-A-Doodle Doo
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Acceptance
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Sneaking Up From...
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Graham on Confucius V: Likening-To-Oneself
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Learning Again To Walk the Middle Path
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Big Business: Capitalism & Religion
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Graham on Confucius VI: Doing-One's-Best-For-Others
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Scott Bradley Follows in Zhuangzi's Footsteps
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Never (?) Say Never (?)
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Teachers
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I'm Still Bopping Along
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Backing [Yourself] Into A Corner
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Here, Gone, Back
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Betrayed
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A Deafening Silence
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Graham on Confucius IV: Humanism
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The Cat's Me...Ow...Ow...OW!
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Graham on Confucius III: Wu Wei
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Graham on Confucius I: Graham First
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Ziporyn on Zhuangzi XIV: We Are the Same
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What's This Tao All About?

Show # 51 — Psychic Cleansing and Chapter 45
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Show # 50 — The Meaning of Life and Chapter 38
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Show # 49 — Your True Self and Chapter 27
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Show #48 – 10-Day Gong and Listener Mail
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Show # 47 – Peace in Chaos, Chapter 10, More Alan Watts
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Show # 46 — Alan Watts’ ‘Tao: The Watercourse Way’ and Chapter 9
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Show # 45 – The Tao of Love and Chapter 39
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Show #44 — “The Te of Piglet” and Chapter 25
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Show #43 — The Tao of Anarchy
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Show 21 — Chapters 16 and 14
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34 — Digital Detatchment
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Show 24 — Chapter 21 and Listener Mail
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Show 18 — Binary Thinking, Mirror Mind, and Chapter 19
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Show 20 — Taoist Health and Tod Translates The Tao Te Ching
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Episode 3 — Social Status, Yin and Yang
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Show 17 — Chuang Tzu pt. 2 and Chapter18
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Show # 37 — Chapters 11 and 18
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Show 16 — Listener Mail and Chapter 36
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Show 13 – Chuang Tzu’s Inner Chapters
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We’ll Be Back Monday, November 16!
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